Transcribed by Brandon Williams
Transformers: Robots in Disguise
“Spychangers to the Rescue” – Episode 4
Written by Richard Epcar
Dark Scream: Hurry up you guys. We don’t wanna get spotted.
Gas Skunk: The plutonium energy generator is somewhere in that building. It should be a piece of cake to steal, right?
Slapper: Yeah, let’s just get in and get out. We’ve gotta make sure we don’t mess up this time. When Megatron gets upset he gets ugly.
Dark Scream: Are we gonna do this or sit around talking all night?
Slapper: Let’s go. It looks like the coast is clear.
Gas Skunk: Optimus Prime is here.
Optimus: I knew you Predacons couldn’t resist the plutonium energy generator, but if you want it, you’re gonna have to go through me first.
Dark Scream: Yeah, you and what army?
Optimus: Autobots, transform! I suggest you three leave. Now.
Slapper: These guys are a real pain.
Sideburn: Ready to rock!
Prowl: Right with ya.
Slapper: So much for getting in and getting out. Slapper, terrorize!
Gas Skunk: You’re going down!
Dark Scream: And we’re just the guys to do it.
Slapper: Right laser!
Dark Scream: Center laser!
Gas Skunk: Left laser!
X-Brawn: Deplume! [Note: I think…]
Optimus: Blaze Blaster! Sideburn, our job is to defend the building, not attack.
Sidebury: Sorry Optimus.
Optimus: That’s all right. One wrong blast at that plutonium energy generator and this whole place could explode.
Sideburn: What?! Don’t you think you could have told me about that before? I’m standing right infront of the building!
Slapper: What’s with these guys, are they going to talk or are they going to fight?
Dark Scream: Hey fellas, now would be a good time to regroup.
Gas Skunk: Dark Scream’s right. We better get outta here.
Optimus: Sideburn! Hold it. Don’t go after them. Let them go.
Sideburn: Ah, don’t worry, Optimus. I wasn’t going after them. I saw a hot little red sportscar on the way over here and I just wanted to see if she’s still there. Catch ya on the flip flop.
Optimus: You know, sometimes that Autobot worries me.
X-Brawn: Don’t I know it, but I think he’ll be all right.
Koji’s Friend: Hurry up, Koji! C’mon!
Koji: Hi, sorry I’m late.
Friend: Don’t worry, it’s all right.
Koji: Should we get going?
Friend’s Dad: I think that’s a good idea.
Friend: Hey, do you remember that time we rode our bikes at that construction site? Dad, can we go there?
Dad: Yup. There. Nice and secure. All right boys, let’s get get going. By the way, Koji, any news on your dad?
Koji: Not yet.
Friend: Don’t worry, Koji. He’ll come back.
Dad: I’m sure this must be hard for you, Koji. Come on boys, we’ve got a big day planned. Let’s get on the road.
Friend: I remember last time we raced you beat me but today I’m gonna whoop you.
Worker: All right, men. Let’s get this energy generator loaded up. And remember, you break it, you bought it. Okay, let’s move it out.
Sideburn: Man, I tell ya… I can think of about a zillion things I’d rather be doing right now.
Prowl: Well forget it! Our assignment is to protect that generator.
Optimus: Come in, X-Brawn. Have you mapped out your route yet?
X-Brawn: Yes I have, Optimus. Here we’ll head southbound on Osaka Blvd.
Optimus: Just watch your backs. Predacons will stop at nothing to get that energy.
X-Brawn: Roger, chief.
Sideburn: Hey Optimus, something you said at the warehouse is really bumming me out.
Optimus: And what’s that, Sideburn?
Sideburn: Didn’t you tell me back there that if a missile hit this thing that the whole building would be history?
Optimus: Yes, that’s correct. Why?
X-Brawn: Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that, little brother. The Predacons don’t want to destroy the generator, they just want to steal it.
Optimus: X-Brawn’s right. It’s much more valuable to them in one piece.
Prowl: Stop bothering Optimus and keep your mind on your job!
Sideburn: Hey dude, I don’t want to be blown up, okay?
Optimus: The sooner we get this generator to its installation point the better. Stay on course, I’ll be in touch.
Sideburn: Hey man, if you want to blown into a million Autoparts, that’s your problem.
Prowl: Just where do you think you’re going, Sideburn?
Sideburn: As far away from that thing as I can. You guys should be able to handle this.
Prowl: Oh no you don’t!
Sideburn: Listen bro, I’m not feeling very well. I have to go see my mechanic.
Prowl: You’ll feel a lot worse if you don’t get back in line!
Sideburn: Hey, cut it out! Can I go return a video now? Otherwise they’ll charge me a late fee.
Prowl and X-Brawn: The answer is no!
Prowl: You’re staying with us!
Sideburn: Hey stop, that hurts!
X-Brawn: We’re sticking together, little brother. Oil is thicker than water.
Sideburn: But I’ve got a date! This is the last time I let you guys talk me into something like this!
Prowl: Would you stop your whining? All you’ve done on this trip is complain!
Sideburn: Hey, you see that? That guy is too close. He might bump it or something.
Prowl: It’s not nitro. Calm down, you’re making me nervous.
X-Brawn: What’s your problem? It’s not going to explode from being bumped.
Sideburn: Yeah, well I’m not taking any chances.
Dad: This traffic is awful. Maybe there’s an accident up ahead. They’ve just closed the next exit. Now we’re stuck here!
Koji: Well, maybe they’ll open it up soon.
Dad: At this rate we’ll be sitting here all day long!
Kelly: Great, now I’m late. What else could possibly go wrong today? I had to ask.
Megatron: Those Autobots are making our job a whole lot easier by falling into our trap.
Sky-Byte: I hope those three incompetents don’t mess up like they did the last time.
Gas Skunk: All right, we brought up the freeway map. Slapper already knows their route.
Slapper: There isn’t a computer made that I can’t hack. Just a few more keystrokes and I should have it! I’ve created a traffic jam so they won’t be able to move an inch!
Dark Scream: Good going, Slapper. He’s closed all the exits.
Slapper: I can almost taste all of that delicious energy!
Dark Scream: And those tin cans can’t stop us!
Sideburn: Come on, man. This is taking all day! I should be cruising the beach by now.
X-Brawn: Listen guys, I’ve got a bad feeling about this. I want you to stay on your wheels.
Slapper: Take off!
Driver: They don’t pay us enough for this!
Slapper: Robot mode! Boy, those two guys sure left in a hurry. You think they’re trying to tell us something?
Gas Skunk: Yeah, maybe it’s your breath. Let’s get the generator.
X-Brawn: X-Brawn, transform! I should’ve guessed. So you’re the reason for this huge traffic jam.
Slapper: Right, you’re sharp.
Dark Scream: We got it. Let’s go!
Prowl: Prowl, transform!
Sideburn: Right on, bro! Those Predacons already stole the energy generator.
X-Brawn: Bad news, boss. We were too late. The Predacons nabbed the generator.
Optimus: We’ve got to get it back!
X-Brawn: We need to surround them to grab the generator and we can’t shoot, there’s too many people!
Optimus: Hold on. T-AI, bring up the member select board.
T-AI: I’m engaging board right now.
X-Brawn: We’re stuck here. Are there any Autobots who can get through this terrible mess?
T-AI: As a matter of fact, the Spychangers will be able to get through. Hot Shot, report to the Otaka freeway near the Osaka Blvd. exit. Level one priority.
Hot Shot: Don’t worry, I’m on top of it.
T-AI: Race Exertion Vehicle, we’ll be needing you too.
REV: That’s why they call me REV, because I’m revved up and ready to go!
Crosswise: Roger. I’m up for a little action.
Koji: Can you see anything? We haven’t moved an inch in twenty minutes.
Dad: No, nothing but a sea of cars I’m afraid.
Koji: Oh… Woah! How can he do that? That is impossible! What’s going on?!
Gas Skunk: Bye bye!
Prowl: Launching Jet Claw!
Slapper: Destroying Jet Claw! You Autobots oughta be more careful. You just might hurt some innocent bystandards if you keep that up.
Prowl: Why you…
Sideburn: And while we’re on the subject of safety, we don’t wanna explode the generator, do we?
X-Brawn: You’re right. There’s too many people and that generator’s volatile. Hold your fire!
Gas Skunk: Slapper, will ya come on?
X-Brawn: I hate to say this, but our hands are tied right now.
Gas Skunk: What a shame!
Slapper: Too bad, you lose!
Hot Shot: You’re getting a little bit ahead of yourself, Slapper! Transform! Allow me to introduce myself, I’m Hot Shot.
Gas Skunk: One more of you metalheads isn’t going to make any difference.
REV: You forgot about me! REV, transform! All right, back away from the energy generator and no one gets hurt.
Dark Scream: Big deal. Now there are two more of you. So what?
Crosswise: Make that three.
Slapper: Not another one!
Crosswise: Power down stealth mode. You’re outnumbered and outclassed! Why don’t you give us back the energy generator and just walk away?
Slapper: Why don’t you try and take it?
Crosswise: If that’s the way you feel… Crosswise, transform!
Hot Shot: Autobots, let us take care of this for you.
X-Brawn: Be my guest, take ’em down!
Slapper: I’d love to stay and chat, but I really have to run! See ya later, losers!
Hot Shot: Man, those guys burn me up. Stealth mode!
Crosswise: Crosswise, stealth mode.
Sideburn: Who are those guys, anyway?
X-Brawn: Well little brother, they’re called the Spychangers. They’re part of our team.
Slapper: Those tinheads are pathetic. They’ll never catch us!
Hot Shot: You were saying? You’re in over your head.
Crosswise: You’ll never get away from us!
REV: Now where do you think you’re going with that stolen generator? We’re gonna be all over you like a cheap paint job!
Dark Scream: These guys are coming out of the pavement. We have to get out of here!
Slapper: Let’s get off this freeway, it’s the only way we can ditch these guys.
All: One, two, three, go!
Gas Skunk: Gas Skunk, terrorize!
Slapper: Slapper, terrorize!
Dark Scream: Dark Scream, terrorize!
Hot Shot: There they are up ahead. All right guys, let’s do it! Hot Shot, transform!
REV: Roger that, Hot Shot. REV, transform!
Crosswise: Right behind ya. Crosswise, transform!
Slapper: You guys are history. Laser time!
Dark Scream: Yeah!
Gas Skunk: Ha!
Slapper: I see you guys are lying down on the job.
Dark Scream: I’ve got to tell you, if this is the best they have to offer, I’m not impressed.
Hot Shot: These guys are tougher than I thought.
Crosswise: We may need some backup.
Slapper: Let’s teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. How many more Autobots are there?
WARS: You guys made a big mistake. You’re messing with the wrong crowd. WARS, transform!
Ironhide: You fellas are in for a world of hurt. Ironhide, transform!
Mirage: I’m not a figment of your imagination. Mirage, transform!
Slapper: This is unbelievable. These guys are everywhere.
Hot Shot: This is your last chance. Give up the generator!
Sky-Byte: I hate to tell you this, but those three bumbling buffoons botched it again. I suggest you let me handle it.
Megatron: All right, you take care of this. I’m counting on you to bring back that energy. No matter what it takes, I want that generator!
Slapper: Stand back, you junk iron scrap heaps. You’re not gonna get your hands on our energy.
Hot Shot: Circle Formation! Give it up, Slapper.
Slapper: Ugh, these guys are making me dizzy.
Hot Shot: Fire Blaster!
WARS: Let’s see ya dance!
REV: Locked on!
Crosswise: Throw in the towel. You’re through!
Gas Skunk: No!
Crosswise: Suit yourself.
Mirage: Eat laser, loser!
Hot Shot: Give the generator!
REV: Hold on, baby!
Hot Shot and REV: Who or what is that?
Slapper: You’re such a show-off.
[Sky-Byte mumbles with the generator in his mouth.]
Slapper: Don’t talk with your mouth full. Toss it here. I’ll hold it for you while you change.
Sky-Byte: Catch. That’s better. Terrorize! I’ll hold them off. Take the generator back to the base.
Dark Scream: You’re gonna need some help, Sky-Byte. I’ll hang with ya.
Slapper: In that case, we’ll see ya around.
Optimus: Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Fire host, blast off! That should cool off those hotheads. Autobots, transform! Battle protocol!
Hot Shot: The Spychangers are with you, Optimus. All the way!
Sky-Byte: What is this, a relay race?
Hot Shot: I’ll tell you just one more time. Surrender now!
Slapper: Gee, should we give up?
Sky-Byte: Pull yourself together. I’ll crush them into bits!
X-Brawn: C’mon boys, let’s give them a hand.
Optimus: Hold on.
Prowl: What is it?
Optimus: I’ve got a better idea. Let’s let the Spychangers handle this one.
Hot Shot: All right, team. How about a little cyber-jousting like back home?
REV: Let’s get ’em!
Slapper: Right laser!
Dark Scream: Feel the power of the center laser!
Gas Skunk: Left laser!
Hot Shot: Fire!
Sky-Byte: These guys are annoying.
Dark Scream: That really hurt! Blast those metal meddlers. If they wouldn’t have shown up here everything would have gone perfectly!
Sky-Byte: If they won’t let us have the generator then no one will have it!
Slapper: What are you saying, Sky-Byte?
Sky-Byte: One shot and it’s the end of the Autobots!
Slapper: You’re gonna… blow it up?!
Gas Skunk: He’s really lost it! I’m getting out of here while I’m still in one piece!
Sky-Byte: It’s showtime. Tsunami Blaster!
Sideburn: If that beam hits the generator, we’re scrap!
Sky-Byte: Look, the generator’s still intact. Now that’s what I call a good shot! Go and get it.
Slapper: All righty. Why are we always the ones carrying the heavy stuff?
Gas Skunk: I’ve never seen Sky-Byte lift anything.
X-Brawn: That was some blast. You boys all right?
Dark Scream: It’s been fun, but we’ve gotta run! Haha!
Optimus: We didn’t exactly save the day this time, did we?
Prowl: No kidding, this is terrible. The Predacons now have all that power! Who knows what they’ll do with it?
X-Brawn: Not gonna let us in on what’s so funny?
Hot Shot: It doesn’t matter what evil they’re planning because the real energy is right over there.
Optimus: Well, would you look at that? That was some fast thinking, Spychangers.
Sideburn: But when were you able to exchange it with the real one?
REV: We made the change right before Fishhead’s laser was about to blast it.
X-Brawn: If these guys hid the real one then what was that thing the Predacons just ran off with?
Prowl: I dunno.
Megatron: Excellent. With this power source, we will destroy the Autobots for good.
Slapper: I’m glad you’re pleased, oh great Megatron. We worked very hard to bring this to you.
Megatron: You will all be rewarded for your efforts. And now let me see the plutonium energy generator. What’s the meaning of this?
Gas Skunk: Dirty rotten double crossers.
Dark Scream: All those Autobots played us for saps. Wait till I get my hands on them!
Slapper: You mean to tell me that we went through all that trouble just to bring that ugly thing back here?
Sky-Byte: I should have known that these three fools would have messed up my plans.
Megatron: I’ll turn you into scrap! You fools!
Friend: Are you all right?
Dad: Koji, did you hurt yourself?
Koji: Oh, I’m all right.
Dad: You’re a tough kid, Koji. Just be careful, boys!
Koji: Hey wait up!
Optimus: It’s good to see you laugh, Koji. And don’t worry, we’ll find your dad and we’ll bring him back home to you.